I'mNotWitty

oliveksmoked:

11990904:

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow.

This this this this this this

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tetrabytez:

Something that I’ve personally wondered about for a long time.

Is your tannin sensitivity consistent? Which ones do you like and dislike?

I like all three (Dark Chocolate/Coffee/Red Wines)

I like (Dark Chocolate/Coffee)

I like (Dark Chocolate/Red Wines)

I like (Coffee/Red Wines)

I only like Dark Chocolate

I only like Coffee

I only like Red Wines

I dislike all three (Dark Chocolate/Coffee/Red Wines)

Something else/Show Results

You know the drill. Reblog for sample size.

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the-haiku-bot:

flunkett:

my cat just bit my phone little bastard i love him so so so much

my cat just bit my

phone little bastard i love

him so so so much

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

goon:

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

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numetalpuppygirl:

cipheramnesia:

biglawbear:

tsscat:

huffylemon:

Not true!

Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped

Really lucky a mongermonger turned up to help with this post.

lawmonger i use that to cut the grass

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the-haiku-bot:

autisticexpression:

mell-150:

cb1296:

animentality:

Reminds me of this lol

Zapatistas are awesome fr

Yeah, I bet he was supported by his family, peers, and government.

Yeah, I bet he was

supported by his family,

peers, and government.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

compil:

i love taking jabs at The Ineffables’ horrific communication skills as much as the next guy but i hope you all understand that their piss-poor communication is built upon centuries of having to deny the truth of their relationship and having to take orders from Mega Powerful Organizations that they don’t necessarily agree with but could kill them if opposed

all of their interactions until the end of Armageddon’t had to be hidden under layers of deception, excuses, and plausible deniability — clandestine meetings at St. James’ Park, risking discorporation via guillotine for a lunch date in Paris, “go back to my place” “my side won’t like that”, not accepting each other’s gratitude. the same could be said for anything they did that their head offices don’t agree with — doing good deeds because laudanum might not make him accountable for his actions, saving the Earth against heaven’s wishes under the guise of thwarting a demon, having sushi to “live like the locals” when really he just likes sushi and interesting restaurants where they know his name. they never learned to be completely honest with each other, or with anyone (including themselves) for that matter.

it’s honestly a testament to how strong their connection is that they’ve grown to trust each other so deeply (“i knew you’d come through for me, you always do” / “i can rely on you and you can rely on me”), given the circumstances. how do you place all your faith in someone despite the fact that you two could only ever whisper half-truths and read between the lines? god i love them

now that the walls are down, they’re learning how to voice everything they never could out loud. it’s clumsy, and painstaking, and they might cause each other grief along the way, but they’ll get the hang of it, little by little

shoooting-angels:

He’s calling him high maintenance and I’m dying

p4nishers:

ok but he didn’t HAVE to do that. he always has crowley’s attention, he didn’t have to slide his hands up to CROWLEY’S HEART, keep it there then SLIDE IT DOWN. he didn’t have to but he was slut enough to do so and i respect that

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